over your gate and lets plant peach tree

I JUST FOUND THE BEST WEBSITE!

http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Transformer/index.html

oh my god. here are my ~transformations~;

they are all pretty self explanatory and i guess a little predictable, but i didn't see the next one coming that's for sure;

MASCULINIZED

my oh my, who knew i would be such a devilishly handsome man? should i get a sex change? i am so confused right now.

today was a bad day but i drowned my naive and uninformed sorrows into a mcdonalds sundae and then everything was okay. i haven't drawn any pictures in ages because i don't know what to draw, why is life so tough! i am sighing all over the place.

in which i dream that a dream comes true

i found a roll of film in my car so i got it developed. 70% of the photos were unfocused/blurry/crap but the photos that did turn out were gems! they also opened up some old wounds, that ginger cat, well, he got run over and died. so heartbreaking because as you can see, he was so pretty :(

ALRIGHT so i have not been keeping up with this whole "picture a day" thing. you would think i would have some amazing excuse, unless you count sitting around watching tv and reading a good excuse, then yeah, i guess i have a good excuse. ANYWAY so i managed to drive 5 hours each way on my own to picton. it wasn't really that bad at all and obviously i didn't crash. although you never know with some people, once on livejournal this girl updated her journal from hospital after nearly dying in a housefire. HOWEVER i think she was lying though, i mean, seriously, who is that retarded. the drive real pretty intense and i was surpised at how much fuel i used, barely any! oh peak oil STOP TEASING ME ;);)

ENOUGH of that, last night daniel rossen came to me in a dream and it was DREAMY. he wore a strange furry white bearsuit. i wore NOTHING BUT A TOWEL because, um, i lost all my clothes in a swimming pool. it was awkward. does this count as creepy fan art? oh my god IT DOES.

you are a babe

hello! i am having a lot of problems with being really lazy lately. i don't know what to do, is it normal to be this lazy? how lazy, you ask? oh god i don't know but i have never felt so lazy in my entire life. this doesn't work well with trying to keep up with university work, OH GOD IT DOES NOT AT ALL. anyway here is a picture i drew, it's is not finished, never will get finished and it's not from a personal experience or anything (obviously). somehow plucked from my DRY AS A BONE imagination.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

where is this blog going? i have no idea. tomorrow i am driving by myself for 4 hours, it could either be amazing or awful. awful to the possibility of crashing the car and DYING IN A BLAZE OF GLORY. i don't know what would be glorious about it through. i am staying with some of mi familia at this batch which has the fruitiest description;

"Only 30 minutes by sealed road from Picton, this welcoming 4 bedoom home is set in a stunning, private 3/4 acre garden of large lawns and fruit trees with spectacular views of Anakiwa Bay - yet just a two minute (timed!) walk to the water’s edge.

Deck chairs and hammocks offer full relaxation, while cricket, petanque and badminton allow for some garden action - or take the kayaks down to the water’s edge. Afterwards, pick lemons for your drinks, fresh herbs for the barbecue and eat at the 10-seater outdoor table on the deck.

Inside, the spacious, recently renovated open plan area has a kitchen with all the gadgets, two living areas, log burner, Ikea furniture, large selection of books and games, CD player, TV and DVD. Upstairs, the third living area and main bedroom have views of the Queen Charlotte Sound and hills beyond.

The beach by the jetty is ideal for safe swimming and kayaking and the magnificent Queen Charlotte Track, perfect for short walks, long tramps or mountain biking, starts here. Children can bike along the flat waterfront with its wide grass verges and fish from the jetty. Boats can be launched by the jetty at appropriate tide times. Other activities in the local area include sailing, fishing, bird watching, glow worms, eco tours, craft trails, visits to the Marlborough vineyards or exploring Nelson just an hour and a quarter away. Local store and petrol station just 5 mins away. Ideal for one or two families or for adult getaways (WHAT!!!). Stay at any time of the year and fall in love with this amazing place."

so hopefully i make it all the way there, i'm sure the desire for ikea furniture and picking lemons for my drink will keep me focused! maybe i could go for a wee kayak or something, oh the options are endless!

TWIGHLIGHT TIMES

sometimes i wish i had a terminal illness so i could muster up the courage to do this, actually i would think of something more "oh la la" and um, compelling? to say. I REALLY WANT TO HIT SEND but the thought of never getting a reply and seeing that whole status in my outbox of "read" and not "replied" KILLS ME INSIDE.

i have no drawing for today, but tomorrow i might have two. my ambition for this blog is to draw a picture everyday which reflects something funny, gross or nice that happened that day until june 2009. this won't last though as i am pretty damn sluggish.

chanting and chanting until my face falls off

this morning i was having a really good morning in which i was sitting around in my dressing gown and watching heaps of seinfeld and eating lots of bacon and trying to not feel gross after drinking too much last night and yeah it was all going pretty well. unfortunately some of my gross family showed up to see my mum and i got all ANGST about it and it totally killed my sweet vibe. however, i guess i like to make the most of gross situations, so i drew this picture of my 17 year old cousin:



ugg boots, bag of chips and packet of cigarettes is all dis sista needs. and who could blame her?

last night i saw some pretty trashy stuff. i had a lot of fun though, i mean, as far as being at parties where guys piss themselves and almost getting blinded by so many strobelights goes.

WELL GHETTO

today i went for a walk and i met 3 different cats. 2 of them were pretty average cats, but the last one was the greatest cat ever. he had one ear and he meowed a lot and liked it when i scratched under his chin.
i wish i could have taken a photo of him, instead i drew a saucy picture of him with some added accessories. SO STYLISH FOREVER. god I WOULD TOTALLY KILL for a rainbow feathered neckpiece, i would treasure it much more than an illustrated cat ever would.

this blog is almost completely pointless and it has a very small audience. maybe i should link it from my facebook profile but i don't know. life is so complicated.



9/11 conspiracy theories are the best of their kind. i mean really, a separate 737 came out of one of the 767's before crashing into one of the towers and it was filled with napalm and it was all set up by al gore who was in hiding in austria at the time?!? apparently all news reporters know about it but are keeping it a secret. WHAT A CONSPIRACY INDEED


i don't know where this is all going but i am going to update this blog often. very often. at least everyday until june 1st 2009.

~~ NOT MUY BIEN/hourhourhoruhourrrsssss

THIS is the NINTH entry i have tried to make but i can't think of anything. TODAY i WOKE UP at 6:30AM and it was HELL because i had gone to bed BEFOREHAND at 2AM. it was a really intense sleep though, REALLY.

i don't KNOW why i GOT UP at 6:30AM because i didn't even end up leaving the house until 9:45AM. WHAT the HELL did i do for 3 hours, i CERTAINLY did NOT sleep that IS for sure. anyway so i WENT and PRINTED this awful, boring, un-insightful, unoriginal ESSAY off and it was HELL. honestly it was so lacking in anything GOOD that i was TALKING about BLOGGER.




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i got this amazing jearsy and honestly, it weighs about 5kg with all that added ~~dazzle~. THIS is GOING nowhereE